creative but useless stuff to buy

In case you have not seen this range of products before, go see, you can see it in Topshop. In case you don’t know what is Topshop, then you might as well make a trip to a more decent shopping mall in KL or SG. You will be able to locate them in the most prominent locations. One CB thing or in fact one whole list of CB things that I came across while roaming ~ browsing in Topshop was indeed this bunch of products. So here’s a couple for you CB ppl out there 🙂

Ok, with this wash away your sins bubble bath, no matter how bad you have been, what crime u have committed or no matter how CB you were in your past, it’s a gurantee that your sinful past will indeed be washed away.

And mind you, this shampoo really kicks asses. It’s formulated with the Muscle Car Scent (after taking a sniff at it, it actually smells like Dettol!!! , wahlau eh, wash your head and leave dettol smell on top of your hair, kanne). Checking the tagline of the shampoo, it reads….
formulated for all mullets and rat-tails. At first I thought rat-tails is really rat-tail, so when situation like this happens, I’ve gotta consult my best internet teacher, Mr Wiki and went to look for wtf (what the f**k) is mullet and rat-tail.

From wikipedia

A mullet is a haircut that is short in the front, on the top, and on the sides, but long in the back. Mullets have been worn by males and females of all ages, but they have traditionally been most popular with younger men. A slogan or motto often associated with people who wear mullets is: “Business up front, party in the back!” The mullet is distinct from the rattail, which consists of a long, narrow “tail” of hair growing from the back of the head.

this is how mullet looks like, actually my hair is almost like a mullet too now.. wakaka

Also from wikipedia

Rat-tail ….. A rattail is a haircut that is characterized by a long “tail” of hair growing from the back of the head. The rattail has been worn by both genders, this haircut is observed most commonly in males under the age of 15 or middle-aged men attempting to appear fashionable. The individual with a rattail typically has his or her hair cut short all over their head except for a few strands in the back that are left to grow out.

The rattail usually curls naturally, however, it can be braided, treated as a dread, permed, straightened, or curled with an iron. In some instances, an individual might choose to grow several tails or grow a single tail very long.

Now here’s a product for all who just got dumped. Like a failed relationship – they leave a sour taste in your mouth. =)

I begin to like to see these products, but using them… no way!!!